A moving petting-zoo barricade with zero passing lane.
The gal walking four dogs abreast across the entire sidewalk. A moving petting-zoo barricade with zero passing lane.
Leashes cross like power lines, the dogs drift wherever vibes take them, and every pedestrian is expected to step into the street and thank her for the enrichment opportunity.
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This Fucking Gal
Leashes cross like power lines, the dogs drift wherever vibes take them, and every pedestrian is expected to step into the street and thank her for the enrichment opportunity.
Keep going
Same species, different habitat.
A water bottle on each one, like little tiny flags of occupation.
Zone 6 energy. Zone 2 positioning.
You wake up gently, against your will, at 5:11 a.m.