This Fucking Gal
The gal claiming three machines for a circuit only she understands
She bounces between stations every seven minutes and gets offended if you touch the one with the Stanley cup on it because apparently that means reserved.
The gal claiming three machines for a circuit only she understands
A water bottle on each one, like little tiny flags of occupation.
The gal claiming three machines for a circuit only she understands. A water bottle on each one, like little tiny flags of occupation.
She bounces between stations every seven minutes and gets offended if you touch the one with the Stanley cup on it because apparently that means reserved.
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