This Fucking Gal
The gal doing banded kickbacks directly in the walkway
She stretches the band across the main traffic lane, sets up her phone, and acts annoyed that people have the nerve to walk through the one path to the dumbbells.
The gal doing banded kickbacks directly in the walkway
Every step around her feels like a low-budget obstacle course.
The gal doing banded kickbacks directly in the walkway. Every step around her feels like a low-budget obstacle course.
She stretches the band across the main traffic lane, sets up her phone, and acts annoyed that people have the nerve to walk through the one path to the dumbbells.
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