This Fucking Gal
The gal who sets the sunrise lamp for everybody else in the room
A fake dawn floods the room, birds start chirping out of a speaker, and somehow the only person not disturbed by this performance is the one who programmed it.
The gal who sets the sunrise lamp for everybody else in the room
You wake up gently, against your will, at 5:11 a.m.
The gal who sets the sunrise lamp for everybody else in the room. You wake up gently, against your will, at 5:11 a.m.
A fake dawn floods the room, birds start chirping out of a speaker, and somehow the only person not disturbed by this performance is the one who programmed it.
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