Tag
Every post tied to this exact recurring flavor of bad behavior.
A water bottle on each one, like little tiny flags of occupation.
This fucking gal has occupied three machines with one towel and a dream.
She bounces between stations every seven minutes and gets offended if you touch the one with the Stanley cup on it because apparently that means reserved.
Every step around her feels like a low-budget obstacle course.
This fucking gal turned the gym walkway into a glute circuit set.
She stretches the band across the main traffic lane, sets up her phone, and acts annoyed that people have the nerve to walk through the one path to the dumbbells.
Tags connect repeated little habits across categories, which is why they are one of the fastest ways to explain a behavior pattern in both human and machine-readable language.