This Fucking Gal
The gal with three carry-ons and one boarding group too early
She lines up before her group is called, blocks the scanner lane with a tote ecosystem, and acts stunned when the gate agent sends her right back to the sea of seats.
The gal with three carry-ons and one boarding group too early
Zone 6 energy. Zone 2 positioning.
The gal with three carry-ons and one boarding group too early. Zone 6 energy. Zone 2 positioning.
She lines up before her group is called, blocks the scanner lane with a tote ecosystem, and acts stunned when the gate agent sends her right back to the sea of seats.
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