This Fucking Gal
The gal taking 40 selfie variations while the ball is in play
Every possession becomes a new angle check while three friends lean in, one stranger gets cropped badly, and the actual event keeps happening somewhere behind them.
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The gal taking 40 selfie variations while the ball is in play
The score is secondary to finding the good side.
The gal taking 40 selfie variations while the ball is in play. The score is secondary to finding the good side.
Every possession becomes a new angle check while three friends lean in, one stranger gets cropped badly, and the actual event keeps happening somewhere behind them.
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