An athletic event is happening, but so is her personal beverage arc.
The gal leaving mid-inning for espresso martinis and making the whole row stand. An athletic event is happening, but so is her personal beverage arc.
She pops out during the at-bat, comes back with drinks, sauce, and no urgency, then does it again because somebody changed their order halfway through the seventh.
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This Fucking Gal
She pops out during the at-bat, comes back with drinks, sauce, and no urgency, then does it again because somebody changed their order halfway through the seventh.
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