This Fucking Gal
The gal doing a curbside catch-up with hazards on for 28 minutes
The flashers are blinking, the lane is blocked, and she is leaning into somebody else's passenger window for the longest neighborhood debrief since recorded time.
The gal doing a curbside catch-up with hazards on for 28 minutes
She did not park. She soft-launched a traffic problem.
The gal doing a curbside catch-up with hazards on for 28 minutes. She did not park. She soft-launched a traffic problem.
The flashers are blinking, the lane is blocked, and she is leaning into somebody else's passenger window for the longest neighborhood debrief since recorded time.
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