The gal blocking the pickup lane while she 'just runs in'
Hazards on. Entitlement louder.
3/10/2026
Parking
Parking chaos, front and center
Double parkers, two-spot clowns, and gas-pump squatters. The painfully specific little habits, outfit checks, soft launches, and social crimes people clock immediately.
The gal idling curbside with the engine running for twenty minutes
She has invented a one-car traffic jam.
3/9/2026
The gal unpacking her entire trunk in the middle of the aisle
A full costume change, three tote bags, and now nobody is moving.
3/8/2026
The gal who leaves the cart in the planter
The corral was right there, but apparently the hydrangeas needed a cart.
3/7/2026
How this category gets used
Parking pages work best when the offending move is obvious in one sentence and specific enough that a stranger can picture the whole scene immediately.