This Fucking Gal
The gal idling curbside with the engine running for twenty minutes
The car stays running, the flashers stay on, and everyone behind her has to navigate around this improvised drop-off monarchy while she scrolls messages in peace.
The gal idling curbside with the engine running for twenty minutes
She has invented a one-car traffic jam.
The gal idling curbside with the engine running for twenty minutes. She has invented a one-car traffic jam.
The car stays running, the flashers stay on, and everyone behind her has to navigate around this improvised drop-off monarchy while she scrolls messages in peace.
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