This Fucking Gal
The gal with LED headlights aimed at judgment day
Her lights are somehow above your trunk line, inside your mirrors, and directly in your bloodstream, but she still drives around like everyone else is overreacting.
The gal with LED headlights aimed at judgment day
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The gal with LED headlights aimed at judgment day. Your retinas did not consent to this spotlight.
Her lights are somehow above your trunk line, inside your mirrors, and directly in your bloodstream, but she still drives around like everyone else is overreacting.
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