This Fucking Gal
The gal with LED headlights aimed at judgment day
Her lights are somehow above your trunk line, inside your mirrors, and directly in your bloodstream, but she still drives around like everyone else is overreacting.
Your retinas did not consent to this spotlight.
The gal with LED headlights aimed at judgment day. Your retinas did not consent to this spotlight.
Her lights are somehow above your trunk line, inside your mirrors, and directly in your bloodstream, but she still drives around like everyone else is overreacting.
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This Fucking Gal
Her lights are somehow above your trunk line, inside your mirrors, and directly in your bloodstream, but she still drives around like everyone else is overreacting.
Keep going
Same species, different habitat.
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the wand, zero interest in your survival.
A water bottle on each one, like little tiny flags of occupation.
Zone 6 energy. Zone 2 positioning.