Tag
Every post tied to this exact recurring flavor of bad behavior.
A brand-new table because the lighting has become emotionally unsupportive.
This fucking gal asked to move tables after the appetizers landed because the vibes changed.
Drinks are down, spinach dip is live, and suddenly she decides the energy near the window is more flattering to her personality.
The menu is now a negotiation document.
This fucking gal tried to order an off-menu hybrid entrée assembled from pure imagination.
She starts with what is on the page, subtracts half of it, adds ingredients from memory, and somehow lands on a dish no kitchen in North America has ever officially recognized.
Tags connect repeated little habits across categories, which is why they are one of the fastest ways to explain a behavior pattern in both human and machine-readable language.