The gal building a custom entrée from three different restaurants
The menu is now a negotiation document.
3/10/2026
Restaurant
Restaurant chaos, front and center
Menu customizers, loud-table theatrics, and reservation entitlement. The painfully specific little habits, outfit checks, soft launches, and social crimes people clock immediately.
The gal who says 'can we move?' after the appetizers arrive
A brand-new table because the lighting has become emotionally unsupportive.
3/9/2026
How this category gets used
Restaurant pages work best when the offending move is obvious in one sentence and specific enough that a stranger can picture the whole scene immediately.